Forest Advocate Pillows

'This is a basic business decision - first we downsize the forest, then reorganize the trees as redwood furniture'

Conservationists Picnic

The new spirit of cooperation between loggers and Greenpeace

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Deforestation.

Humans...What is their purpose?

The Environmentalist

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Natural Disasters

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Tallyho!"

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

Climate Crisis

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Government a la Carte

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"