Marine Biologist Admirer Gifts

You've got to admire his spunk.

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Mind the whale, dear."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

The Food Chain

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"Scuba cow"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Dolphin friendly tuna

"They're so like us."

"He was a sea rescue."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

Batman O' War

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

Watching Sea Life.

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'

Whale Piñata.

"He followed me home, can I keep him?"

"Welcome."

Did you find our menorah?

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'