Marine Biologist Admirer Pillows

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Mind the whale, dear."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

The Food Chain

"They're so like us."

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"Scuba cow"

"He was a sea rescue."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

Watching Sea Life.

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

"He followed me home, can I keep him?"

Whale Piñata.

"Welcome."

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'

Did you find our menorah?

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.'

"I'll have a man overboard!"

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

Rats deserting a sinking ship