Playground Peacekeeper Gifts

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

'Ready Mum?'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Human rights

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Converted Parking Garage

Office Park

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

Turn Down For What.

"What are you in for?"

Yo Yo Tricks.

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'