Playtime Defender Gifts

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'What's play?'

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

"A little help, please."

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

'Peekaboo!'

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

"Houston, we have a problem!"

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

Ball pit

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

Last of the Christmas presents.

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd played catch with me more.'

'My god, he's insane.'

Gymnasium/Creche.

'I am transferring to another day-care center. I am not getting enough playing time.'

Clockwork Toys.

'I don't worry when he calls from the door way or the front steps - only when he starts heading this way.'

'I'll give you sit-down-strike! Just you get this room tidied up by bedtime!'

"There will be plenty of time for playing after you get into college."

School crossing

'Really, Grandpa, I don't need to know about bubbles' surface tension, pressure and elasticity to enjoy blowing them.'

Co-habitat

"Is that all you can think about?"