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"I worry that monkey bars aren't safe."

"No, it's a crime to urinate on a playground."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

A Hole in the Dike

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

'Ready Mum?'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Office Park

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Converted Parking Garage

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Fade to black...

Turn Down For What.

Yo Yo Tricks.

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

'Go on Darling, play in the soil-pit for a while...'

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

"It must be still charging."

Swing

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

Skipping

'Okay Dad, time to unwind.'

'Isn't this marvelous? True love and we haven't lost our milk teeth yet!'

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."