Playground Protectors Prints

"I worry that monkey bars aren't safe."

"No, it's a crime to urinate on a playground."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

A Hole in the Dike

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

'Ready Mum?'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

Office Park

Converted Parking Garage

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

If bar stools were like playground swings...

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Turn Down For What.

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Yo Yo Tricks.

Fade to black...

Yo$mite National Park and Delware North Corporate Greed

Swing

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

It's for you.

'Go on Darling, play in the soil-pit for a while...'

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

"It must be still charging."

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

Skipping

'Oh yeah, well, MY DADDY can scare ELEPHANTS!'