Park Cleaner Prints

Litter/Condoms.

Clearing up medals.

Bitchbark Canoe

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

Beaver tower

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Danger Falling Leaves

Malfunctioning geyser

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

We have to stop surprising each other.

"True, it is 'organic.' It's also a dead squirrel!"