Park Keeper Mugs

'How do 'Do not walk on the grass' signs, get there?'

'It's an easy job son, you'll 'pick it up' as you 'go along'!'

In Difficulties.

'HEY! I warned you kids!' Please keep off the Glass.

'Don't' Feed the Animals' sign with a saw in it.

Elephant Sprinkler System

'A man in uniform? Well we've got two Park-Keepers, six Traffic-Wardens and a Deck-Chair Attendant' (at a dating agency).

Too much ambition results in promotion to a job you can't do.

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

Snowman on the Lawn

Bitchbark Canoe

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Piracy on a boating lake

How about going easy on the carbs

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'