Pace Keeper Mugs

"Don't stop, I don't want to talk to you."

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Wedding Day Itinerary.

I love my Timpani

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Pointing.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

Human rights

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

The Drummer

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'My name is Herbert J.Whiteside - you must fly for help immediately.'

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

'Go on - they're organic!'

Olga's Biological Clocks.

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

A house cat fishes in a goldfish bowl