Pace Keeper Pillows

"Don't stop, I don't want to talk to you."

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"That's the last time I'm going to allow politics to be discussed in the office."

I love my Timpani

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Pointing.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

Human rights

Ginger Baker.

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

The Drummer

'My name is Herbert J.Whiteside - you must fly for help immediately.'

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

'All I said was 'belly up to the bar'.'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

Humpty's Mother watches her biological clock...

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

Olga's Biological Clocks.