Park Maintenance Worker Mugs

"Ooooohhhh, that feels so good. Now, down and a little to the right, please."

Bitchbark Canoe

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"He loves his leaf blower."

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

Beaver tower

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Danger Falling Leaves

'Well, that's fixed that.'

Malfunctioning geyser

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

Clearing the castle's moat.

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'