Toy Caretaker Gifts

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"Foster failure"

Santa Claus's Mail

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Slinky Cow World

The Cat Spa

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'They sure have small litters.'

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

Dog Food

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

'Where did the little bird go?'

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

My Bowl Is Empty.

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

"Yes, it is a beautiful day but what makes you think you can go outside and play?"

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

Horse Clean-up