Library Caretaker Gifts

Master about to find that the servant boy has let his library fire go out

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"I had to skip my workout."

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'They sure have small litters.'

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

Boy whistling at crackers.

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

Lazy plumber.

Dog Food

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

Dog wearing a cone around his waist: 'Hemorrhoids.'

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'That book is still floating around the system.'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

My Bowl Is Empty.

Library Grand Opening

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

"Yes, it is a beautiful day but what makes you think you can go outside and play?"

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'