Library Caretaker Gifts

Master about to find that the servant boy has let his library fire go out

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"I had to skip my workout."

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'They sure have small litters.'

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

Lazy plumber.

Dog Food

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'That book is still floating around the system.'

Library Grand Opening

My Bowl Is Empty.

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

"Yes, it is a beautiful day but what makes you think you can go outside and play?"

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'