Clothing Care Connoisseur Pillows

'And don't shrink it in a hot wash.'

Bookworm Sleepover

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'Anorak anoraks'.

"That shirt is so last year."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'Idle' Home Exhibition

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

Second aid

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

"You're stealing the blanket."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Mangle

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

'How does this one feel?'

'This closet needs digitized.'

Junior's Towel

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."