Clothing Caretakers Pillows

"This relentless red sock prank is costing me a fortune in white tees."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"That shirt is so last year."

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Cathedral Made Safe.

"Can you de-schlump him?"

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

'And don't shrink it in a hot wash.'

Bad Outfit Alarm.

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

'You must have something in my size?'

'Where's your goldfish?'

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

The Moth Menace.

I hate jacuzzi day.

"This is my favorite photo of our autumn leaves."

'Do these tight jeans make my top look big in this...?'

"Don't worry. The button is purely decorative."

'I have a dress for every day of the year. Is that it?'

"I heard Dad say we were having fish for dinner, so I thought I'd come in and check on you guys."

'Don't worry - you're not the first person to leave your Marriage Certificate in the jacket.'

Cinemaplex

Sunglasses Wardrobe

'Why is there so much chlorine in this water?'

"For the hundredth time, you snip a lose thread you don't pull it."