Costume Care Pillows

The Trials and Tribulations of Superheroes.

Remote control pirate bully

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Mardi Gras

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Tut and Carmen.

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

Bear Costume

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

The height of fashion in 1796

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"I was almost that last year."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Advocado

Modern Major General

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

A man washing a mascot costume

Blue Dress and Feather

Reginald Bunthorne

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"How should we divide the teams?"

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

Falstaff

Silly wig.

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Useless add-ons.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'