Costume Dressing Pillows

'Can't you wait until AFTER Thanksgiving dinner to get ready for football?'

For God's sake, Ann...stop living in the past!

Remote control pirate bully

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Demure lady with gloves

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Mardi Gras

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Tut and Carmen.

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

Cow Pinatas

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Papageno from The Magic Flute

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Victorian Lady

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Champagne

Bear Costume

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Pirate

The height of fashion in 1796

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"