Fabric Care Pillows

'Whoever they were, they had an advanced knowledge of fabric care.'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

I quilt therefore I am

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Business School. Our case study is an umbrella company bankrupted by fabric costs. They were killed by high overhead expenses!

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

Fumes from furniture

King Madras

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

'It's 50 Rayon, 50 wool and 30 deposit.'

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

Rat - Study on effect of synthetic fabrics.

Outlaw Quilting Bees

Paisley isn't either the new plaid!

'That's the material I want for our new lounge curtains.'

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

Favorite Selections from 800,000 Things To Do With a Scarf

'It's the latest weave - comes off in the hand.'

It's a new miracle fabric, of course.

"That's the material I want for our new lounge curtains."

"Ooops....I guess this one failed."

"There ya go. Cushion rot from farting into the same old chair for 40 years"

F and E Dry Cleaners. I've added custom touches for some of our customers. I assumed the marathoner wants her colors to run. And the investigative journalist wants the dirt out there for everybody to see. I shrink the clothes for the psychotherapist, of course. And I limit the starch for the dietitian. This is for the writer of mystery novels? Yeah, I think he'll love it! The more wrinkles the better!