Laundry Care Pillows

Wayne had had to choose - holiday, or a new tumble dryer.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yardless: Please help

When laundry ruled the waves.

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

A man washing a mascot costume

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

Lawnmower

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

'Caw blimey!'

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

Dreams I have had...

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

"Mulch madness"