Laundry Care Pillows

Wayne had had to choose - holiday, or a new tumble dryer.

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Moses separating his Laundry.

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

The Missing Sock Returns

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

Yardless: Please help

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

A man washing a mascot costume

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Lawnmower

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

'Caw blimey!'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

Dreams I have had...

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"When will somebody cut the grass?"