Clothing Repairs Gifts

Man having trousers mended

Moses separating his Laundry.

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

A DIY disaster.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Waiting for Pants

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

The world's most unemployable family

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Lazy plumber.

Bob’s Museum

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

"Never marry an engineer."

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

'Oh yes, Leomard's a fixit-it man. Only problem is, who'll fix it after him?'

Bob's DIY Store

It's too hard to clean my closet. Take out everything. Throw them into "keep", "donate" or "toss" boxes. Ok. Done!

A Pocket Knife Tool Belt.

Teacher giving marks out of ten to builder repairing wall in school.

'And don't shrink it in a hot wash.'

'My head's in the shop, this is just a loaner.'

"Thanks for fixing the muffler."

'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!'

DIY store.