Clothing Repairs Mugs

Man having trousers mended

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

A DIY disaster.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Waiting for Pants

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

The world's most unemployable family

Lazy plumber.

Bob’s Museum

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

"Never marry an engineer."

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

'Oh yes, Leomard's a fixit-it man. Only problem is, who'll fix it after him?'

A Pocket Knife Tool Belt.

Teacher giving marks out of ten to builder repairing wall in school.

'And don't shrink it in a hot wash.'

'My head's in the shop, this is just a loaner.'

Bob's DIY Store

"Thanks for fixing the muffler."

'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!'

DIY store.

"So that's how you fixed things before there was Duct tape."