Clothes Care Enthusiast Mugs

F and E Dry Cleaners. I've added custom touches for some of our customers. I assumed the marathoner wants her colors to run. And the investigative journalist wants the dirt out there for everybody to see. I shrink the clothes for the psychotherapist, of course. And I limit the starch for the dietitian. This is for the writer of mystery novels? Yeah, I think he'll love it! The more wrinkles the better!

Moses separating his Laundry.

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

"That shirt is so last year."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Santa's wash day.

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

Superman's laundry

Giraffe holding up the washing line.

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

How it started: How it's going

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"It comes with three programs! Single, married and kids!"

The real reason for the pyramids.

'We're drying Jimmy's clothes, mom!'

"You said to start the laundry and bathe the cat, so I thought I could save time if..."

"...But it's only Thursday. I'll be confused all day now."

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'