Clothing Repair Specialist Mugs

Man having trousers mended

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Waiting for Pants

"That shirt is so last year."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

Pressing Problem

'And don't shrink it in a hot wash.'

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

'You need a new bobbin.'

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

"Oh, please, do tell me what Warren Buffett has to say about adding bleach to delicates."

These colours haven't just run. They've sprinted!

The Moth Menace.

'It's just a precaution, there were lots of fiddley bits left over at the end of the operation.'

'I was fired from my last job for making too many bloomers. And I've just been fired from this one for not making enough!'

'You're going to school dressed like that? I can hardly see your underwear!'

'Maybe you could get dressed faster if you lost that speed bump around your waist.'

'But you particularly wanted a sleeveless pullover!'

'Don't worry - you're not the first person to leave your Marriage Certificate in the jacket.'

"Darling - I can't seem to find the invisible menders..."

'Never, Ever...pull on a loose thread hanging from your shirt.'

"For the hundredth time, you snip a lose thread you don't pull it."

"Is Thursday O.K. or do you need it sooner?"

Woman trying on clothes and ripping them - Breakages to be paid for.