Clothing Repair Specialist Gifts

Man having trousers mended

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Waiting for Pants

"That shirt is so last year."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

Pressing Problem

'And don't shrink it in a hot wash.'

It's too hard to clean my closet. Take out everything. Throw them into "keep", "donate" or "toss" boxes. Ok. Done!

Here's your problem. You have an iPod.

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

F and E Dry Cleaners. I've added custom touches for some of our customers. I assumed the marathoner wants her colors to run. And the investigative journalist wants the dirt out there for everybody to see. I shrink the clothes for the psychotherapist, of course. And I limit the starch for the dietitian. This is for the writer of mystery novels? Yeah, I think he'll love it! The more wrinkles the better!

'You need a new bobbin.'

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

These colours haven't just run. They've sprinted!

"Oh, please, do tell me what Warren Buffett has to say about adding bleach to delicates."

The Moth Menace.

'It's just a precaution, there were lots of fiddley bits left over at the end of the operation.'

For the last time, I know the basement is wet….

'I was fired from my last job for making too many bloomers. And I've just been fired from this one for not making enough!'

'You're going to school dressed like that? I can hardly see your underwear!'

'Maybe you could get dressed faster if you lost that speed bump around your waist.'

'But you particularly wanted a sleeveless pullover!'

'Don't worry - you're not the first person to leave your Marriage Certificate in the jacket.'

Dry Cleaners. My cup runneth over again…..

"Darling - I can't seem to find the invisible menders..."

'Never, Ever...pull on a loose thread hanging from your shirt.'

Woman trying on clothes and ripping them - Breakages to be paid for.

"Is Thursday O.K. or do you need it sooner?"