Clean-cut Connoisseur Pillows

Man using shaving foam with an electic shaver.

A Macaroni in 1772

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

Junior's Towel

'I see the Maids have been in!'

"Do you have any idea what it's like to be underappreciated by your boss?"

Laundromat: Bulletin Board - Have you seen this sock?

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

'Man, I wish she would act her age.'

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

"I can't watch this, it's disgusting!"

Four beds labelled modern, abstract, surreal and cartoon

Park cleaner sweeping dirt under a statue.

Fashion world.

"Clues, Watson? How can I find clues when all I see is germs?"

"This is wonderful - a completely dust-free lab. What do you study here?"

'The 89's are very forward with meat on the nose and a lingering marrow-bone finish.'

'Ladies and gentlemen, would you like your screens wiped or dusted?'

'Do you really want me to get in there and pollute all that nice clean water?'

These new crisps are pretty good! It's wonderful what cam be done with old cornflakes and salt.

The only time students were even slightly awake during Professor McDrone's class was when the custodian vacuumed.