Casual Elegance Connoisseur Pillows

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Bats with blankets.

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

"Mixed nuts are brain food, or so I read in 'Mixed Nut Digest'."

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

Young man standing with hands in pockets because it is the fashion at his college

''Casual Friday' does not mean you may unbutton your lip!'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'I know, I left the electric blanket on too long.'

'I've got a question. If your answer is 'Yes', I'll hate you. If your answer is 'No', I'll hate you, too. The question is, do you think I need a new dress because I'm looking fat in this one?'

"It depends on what attitude you wish to convey. This, for example, is part of our 'contempt' line."

Show Mom You Love Her!

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'