Mess Prevention Enthusiast Pillows

'Dont worry; that's not a ketchup stain. It's just blood.'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Raptures

Dogs shaving

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Ironing day.

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

In the art gallery

Woman feeding baby is covered in food.

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -