Mess Management Champion Prints

'Sorry about the mess.. my last patient was a bed wetter.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

TV and cleaner

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

'...and this is the Mess.'

Woman feeding baby is covered in food.

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

'We'll just blame it on the fish.'

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

"Looks like you've got some competition."

"You give Sticky Keys a new meaning."

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

'The cat did it.'

'Don't track mud in the house! 'IT'S NOT MUD! IT'S DOG POO!'

Why children, apples and honey should not be left unsupervised.

"Don't forget to wash your hands."

"Of course it is a nuisance with all this soap, but the important thing is that the germs think so too."

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."