Mess Management Champion Gifts

'Sorry about the mess.. my last patient was a bed wetter.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

TV and cleaner

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

Woman feeding baby is covered in food.

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

'...and this is the Mess.'

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

Darlene, my intelligence tells me that your fiance is a slob. What intelligence, Rudy? Surveillance photos – dirty clothes and towels thrown on the floor. Dishes piled up in the sink. That's my Mel? How did you get those? Top-flight government spy methods. House of Java.net Cybercafe.

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

'We'll just blame it on the fish.'

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

"You give Sticky Keys a new meaning."

No, I seriously doubt a DNA test would exonerate you.

"Looks like you've got some competition."

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

'The cat did it.'

Why children, apples and honey should not be left unsupervised.

'Don't track mud in the house! 'IT'S NOT MUD! IT'S DOG POO!'

"Don't forget to wash your hands."

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

Animals write 'Clean Me' on cow.

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."