Mess Mastermind Pillows

Face painting.

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Small child building a large contraption from junk

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

Computer operator welding machine.

'This is my natural habitat.'

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

'Our problem is, we do more blamestorming than brainstorming.'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"Today's top priority is prioritizing our priorities."

'I think I found the problem.'

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

Untidy bedroom

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

Bike Wash

'Give it to me straight, doc. How much longer do I have in advertising's prime demographic audience?'

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

"And that's why we don't have nice things."