Mess Masters Pillows

Is clutter necessary?

"I know it is of this earth!..."

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

Face painting.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'This is my natural habitat.'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'...and this is the Mess.'

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'

Untidy bedroom

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

Clancy: Around here we call that progress!

"You give Sticky Keys a new meaning."

"Cool game!"

'I'm all about quantity.'

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

'That's it boy! Find the floor!'

Man throwing food on floor in the excitement of a goal