Room Mess Master T-Shirts

'Here, I got you a GPS unit so you can find the washer and dryer.'

Face painting.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

Toddler Feeding Solutions

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'This is my natural habitat.'

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

'...and this is the Mess.'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Woman feeding baby is covered in food.

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

Untidy bedroom

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

'We'll just blame it on the fish.'

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

Two bored males hanging out on a tatty sofa.

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

"You give Sticky Keys a new meaning."

Why children, apples and honey should not be left unsupervised.

'Don't track mud in the house! 'IT'S NOT MUD! IT'S DOG POO!'

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

'I was interested to see that you're living in a complete pigsty. Ours isn't quite finished yet.'

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"