Musical Mess Makers Pillows

Mandolin Players At Dinner

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

Photobooth Photobomb

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

Jackson Pollock as a child

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

Instant art

"Jackson Pollock's diaper"

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

"I think we both know who did it...."

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

Occupational Hazards.

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

"A tornado? Uh, yeah...that's exactly what happened, Mom, a tornado did hit my room!"

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

"I guess breakable things need to be more careful around me."

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."