Mess-making Artists Pillows

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

Jackson Pollock as a child

"Jackson Pollock's diaper"

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

Instant art

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

Non Drip Paint

'I'd like to come over, but Mom cleaned my room and it's going to take me all day to put it right again.'

'You're not creating another thing till you've tidied your room!'

'Something in the fridge has gone off.'

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

The Creative Process

'I've gotta go to the john. Have you seen my travel mug?'

Edvard Munch

Mandolin Players At Dinner

'It actually works pretty good just about anywhere.'

Abstract artist scolding his son for spilling paint.

Artist 'paints' on canvas by throwing custard pies.

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

Kneaded Eraser

'Yes your room needs cleaning, the dust bunnies have become full grown rabbits!'

"If think my sense of smell is returning."

A painter has painted himself into a tight spot and is stuck.

"Baldo, I wish you'd help out a little more around the house."

'Gesundheit, dummy!'

'Roger does get a bit carried away with the kid's plasticine.'