Melody Mess-maker Prints

"Come on... The song wasn't that bad."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Marimba

Guitarist

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Piano Recital

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

Music downloads

Eric Clapton.

Musical notes bubble gum.

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

New music conference

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Artist and Musician

Guitar Man.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Six jazz instruments.

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

Noel Coward.

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

A woman playing a keyboard

"Check out this new store."

French horn.

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Blues artis's daily list

Romantic Duet

Jerry Lordan