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"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Guitarist

Marimba

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Piano Recital

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

Musical notes bubble gum.

Eric Clapton.

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"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Artist and Musician

Guitar Man.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Six jazz instruments.

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

Noel Coward.

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

A woman playing a keyboard

"Check out this new store."

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

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Jerry Lordan

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"