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"Naughty or nice? I thought in a post-fact world, anything goes?"

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

Little Piano

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

Angelicus alcholicus.

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

"All I've got left is smoked."

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

Piano Bar

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

A Family Group - Baby Stirring the Pudding

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

Hey, it's 5am somewhere, am I right?

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

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Jester

Cats play the double bass

"Hava Nagila" go-round.

Prosecco and Pudding

Drunk Golfer.