Online Mischief Enthusiast Gifts

"Very impressive. . . internet troll."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'

Computer scared of user

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

'I don't want to hear your problems, Hawkins---take your troubles five doors down, to our for-crying-out-loud! department'

'Okay, let me see your hands, your feet, and that wily prehensile tail...'

"It's an app that lets me pointlessly knock things off tables when I'm not at home."

Son hacks into computer to get a job

'I gave you a few extra stitches - Your husband's idea, really!'

"Nurse, you've mixed up the helium and oxygen again haven't you ?"

'My ad said I was 'blond with curves' it didn't say anything about me being a woman.'

"Ok, George ... now you've ruined Christmas."

"This is getting serious! He's asked me if I'd like to troll the internet with him tonight."

'Mr Mundello, when I said strip to the waist, I meant for you to start at the top.'

'Aah! I've caught you Dobson - making love to my wife during working hours!'

'Okay, you're due for a lube job, fluid levels check and a new ball joint. Oh, skip that...this is my list...'

Urine sample

"I swear I wasn't looking at smut – I was just stealing music."

"Tech support? Yeah, how do I add a 'Hate Me On Facebook' button to my website?"

Hackers looking to retire got welcome news this week.

Hospital "They fell off the back of a trolley"

'Throw Your Money Down a Rathole' vending machine.

Disinformation Highway.

"We met online after stealing each other's identities."

Next year Timmy gets socks for his birthday

Careful Fred, looks like another leper con.

"So this is what you do when I pretend to leave, then come back unexpectedly in five minutes."

"Carrie, I told you that if I returned your library books that late that there would be hell to pay."

'Honestly, I'm not sure if it's functional...But I suppose there's only one way to find out.'