Online Mischief Enthusiast Mugs

"Very impressive. . . internet troll."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'

Playing pig

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

Computer scared of user

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

'Gee, mom, how DID that happen? Maybe we better Google it!'

'I don't want to hear your problems, Hawkins---take your troubles five doors down, to our for-crying-out-loud! department'

Son hacks into computer to get a job

'Okay, let me see your hands, your feet, and that wily prehensile tail...'

"It's an app that lets me pointlessly knock things off tables when I'm not at home."

'I gave you a few extra stitches - Your husband's idea, really!'

"Nurse, you've mixed up the helium and oxygen again haven't you ?"

"This is getting serious! He's asked me if I'd like to troll the internet with him tonight."

"Ok, George ... now you've ruined Christmas."

'My ad said I was 'blond with curves' it didn't say anything about me being a woman.'

'Aah! I've caught you Dobson - making love to my wife during working hours!'

'Mr Mundello, when I said strip to the waist, I meant for you to start at the top.'

'Okay, you're due for a lube job, fluid levels check and a new ball joint. Oh, skip that...this is my list...'

Urine sample

I think I just figured out why this place was available.

Hackers looking to retire got welcome news this week.

"I swear I wasn't looking at smut – I was just stealing music."

No, dear, you didn

'Mom, Jason is making negative robocalls about me!'

"Tech support? Yeah, how do I add a 'Hate Me On Facebook' button to my website?"

Hospital "They fell off the back of a trolley"

'Throw Your Money Down a Rathole' vending machine.

"So this is what you do when I pretend to leave, then come back unexpectedly in five minutes."

Careful Fred, looks like another leper con.

Next year Timmy gets socks for his birthday

"We met online after stealing each other's identities."

Disinformation Highway.

"Carrie, I told you that if I returned your library books that late that there would be hell to pay."