Online Mischief Makers Mugs

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'It's 10pm, does anyone know how much the U.S. dollar is worth?'

"Sending out 1300 redundancy notices by mistake was a bit of a blooper!"

"It's an app that lets me pointlessly knock things off tables when I'm not at home."

Son hacks into computer to get a job

People, come on, connect the dots...NOT THOSE DOTS!

"Very impressive. . . internet troll."

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

Frankie the discount genie

"Just think, in dog years we'd be old enough to know better!"

"This is getting serious! He's asked me if I'd like to troll the internet with him tonight."

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

"No, no, no! My old 45 records do not belong in the craft box!"

'No pennies.'

Tommy Cooper.

'I just got off the phone with your teacher. Next time you tell her you're from a 'broken home' don't forget to mention who broke most of it!'

'What do you mean overdraft? I still have 12 cheques left. '

"The meeting was cancelled after an outbreak of contagious giggling."

Hackers looking to retire got welcome news this week.

One C Battery, Two Double A's.

"Tech support? Yeah, how do I add a 'Hate Me On Facebook' button to my website?"

'Glory be, but isn't it great to be in the doom and gloom business this year?'

'Does anyone have any serious questions to raise regarding the first pack of my holiday snaps?'

"We met online after stealing each other's identities."

Disinformation Highway.

"Yes I know it says they have a value of one mil, sir, but I can't take these coupons for a deposit!"

'Sorry about that. My dog got a hold of my voodoo doll.'

Quilp defies the dog