Online Mischief Makers Mugs

Coffee, jerk! What's the matter? Sadie discovered flaming, i.e.: Hostile and insulting interaction among internet users. It's been incredible. Who can sleep when you've got endless opportunity to make people feel like crud about themselves?! I also need prescription drugs and steroids. Flaming out.

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'It's 10pm, does anyone know how much the U.S. dollar is worth?'

"Sending out 1300 redundancy notices by mistake was a bit of a blooper!"

"It's an app that lets me pointlessly knock things off tables when I'm not at home."

Son hacks into computer to get a job

People, come on, connect the dots...NOT THOSE DOTS!

Frankie the discount genie

"Very impressive. . . internet troll."

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

"This is getting serious! He's asked me if I'd like to troll the internet with him tonight."

"Just think, in dog years we'd be old enough to know better!"

"No, no, no! My old 45 records do not belong in the craft box!"

'No pennies.'

Hackers looking to retire got welcome news this week.

"Tech support? Yeah, how do I add a 'Hate Me On Facebook' button to my website?"

"The meeting was cancelled after an outbreak of contagious giggling."

'I just got off the phone with your teacher. Next time you tell her you're from a 'broken home' don't forget to mention who broke most of it!'

Tommy Cooper.

'What do you mean overdraft? I still have 12 cheques left. '

One C Battery, Two Double A's.

Disinformation Highway.

"We met online after stealing each other's identities."

Quilp defies the dog

"Yes I know it says they have a value of one mil, sir, but I can't take these coupons for a deposit!"

'Does anyone have any serious questions to raise regarding the first pack of my holiday snaps?'

'Glory be, but isn't it great to be in the doom and gloom business this year?'

Fiends Reunited.