Digital Mischief Makers Gifts

"This is getting serious! He's asked me if I'd like to troll the internet with him tonight."

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

Photobooth Photobomb

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

"Gesundheit!"

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

"I think we both know who did it...."

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

"I guess breakable things need to be more careful around me."

"Sending out 1300 redundancy notices by mistake was a bit of a blooper!"

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

"My dad ate my homework."

Doggie Bowl Drill

"If that's my mom tell her I'm at recess."

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

"So nice to spend a week just ransacking with the kids."

What have you done with the spare filter paper, please? I've made you a hat miss!

'Oh no, they're back!'

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

"Relax. As soon as you get over your fear of heights you're gonna love this."

ASBOs

I love this age: Old enough to know better, young enough to get away with it. Ketchup.