Digital Mischief Makers Pillows

"This is getting serious! He's asked me if I'd like to troll the internet with him tonight."

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

Photobooth Photobomb

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

"Gesundheit!"

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

"I guess breakable things need to be more careful around me."

"If that's my mom tell her I'm at recess."

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

"Sending out 1300 redundancy notices by mistake was a bit of a blooper!"

"My dad ate my homework."

Doggie Bowl Drill

"So nice to spend a week just ransacking with the kids."

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

What have you done with the spare filter paper, please? I've made you a hat miss!

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

"Relax. As soon as you get over your fear of heights you're gonna love this."

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

'My teacher has a good memory. She remembers what a rotten kid you were.'

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