Virtual Mischief-maker Pillows

"It's an app that lets me pointlessly knock things off tables when I'm not at home."

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

What have you done with the spare filter paper, please? I've made you a hat miss!

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Son hacks into computer to get a job

Frankie the discount genie

"Very impressive. . . internet troll."

"Just think, in dog years we'd be old enough to know better!"

"This is getting serious! He's asked me if I'd like to troll the internet with him tonight."

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

"As you can see, we allowed you to bring your cell phones; however, this is hell, so even local calls will be charged as roaming."

"No, no, no! My old 45 records do not belong in the craft box!"

'No pennies.'

'Norman, why is it you're the one who always gets detention.'

Hackers looking to retire got welcome news this week.

"Tech support? Yeah, how do I add a 'Hate Me On Facebook' button to my website?"

'I just got off the phone with your teacher. Next time you tell her you're from a 'broken home' don't forget to mention who broke most of it!'

Tommy Cooper.

'-and leave the money in used notes in the left luggage department...'

By the way, my foot's asleep. So, I guess an unscrupulous woman who wanted to play footsie with me could pretty much get away with murder right now. !

'Sorry about that. My dog got a hold of my voodoo doll.'

Quilp defies the dog

Disinformation Highway.

Fiends Reunited.

'Hey, Mom! -- You want to hear a dirty story?'