Mythical Mischief Enthusiast Gifts

Careful Fred, looks like another leper con.

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

The Tooth Ferret

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

At the end of the rainbow

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?'

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

Halloween health & safety.

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ."

"At least she got it to squeak when she tripped over it."

'... No, actually. He's short, blond and ugly.'

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

God creates humans.

"It feeds blood to our brains...and that makes us smarter!"

Restroom Practical Joke.

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

Phoenix

"I don't really believe in the tooth fairy anymore, but if it pays, I play!"

"I'd like to see you cut back to eating only two, three ships a day."

'What do you think of as you great achievements?'

'What's my fortune then?!

"Mom is pretty certain I'm on my third guardian angel by now."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

'As near as I can figure something bad happened and they're both in on it.'

Trick Number 9: plant valuables in his room...in case you need a reason for a quick getaway.