Lovers Of Mischief Gifts

A bad idea...

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

Playing pig

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

'I thought my appointment was for a TB screening.'

The Tooth Ferret

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

'Yes doctor, it did hurt when you did that!'

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

"Hello, Number 6!"

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

Halloween health & safety.

Obstruction of justice? Yeah, I can give you something for that.

'Gee, mom, how DID that happen? Maybe we better Google it!'

'You're fine. Now get out of my office!'

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

'Baby this could be the start of something big.'

Pigeon Master

"I never lie to my parents, but sometimes we do interpret event differently."

'It'll be ready Tuesday.'

"There's something funny about those two."

"The Queen is somewhere in the snuggery!"

"Dad's half asleep. He was using the fly swatter to flip the pancakes."

"Who made this mess?"

"Ok, George ... now you've ruined Christmas."

Knife and Fork Costume

'My ad said I was 'blond with curves' it didn't say anything about me being a woman.'

"Crap – we brought the wrong car."

'Do me a favor, Ed. Don't tell the other guys.'

"It didn't work -- My imaginary playmate refused to take the rap."

HMS Pinafore

Snail Air Balloon

"Worst case of hypochondria I've ever seen."