Lighthearted Mischief Lovers Pillows

Petty thieves.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Playing pig

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

"Gesundheit!"

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

Halloween health & safety.

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

'Gee, mom, how DID that happen? Maybe we better Google it!'

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

"I never lie to my parents, but sometimes we do interpret event differently."

Pigeon Master

'I got 50p - how much did you get?'

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

"Who made this mess?"

"Ok, George ... now you've ruined Christmas."

'My ad said I was 'blond with curves' it didn't say anything about me being a woman.'

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

"Crap – we brought the wrong car."

'Do me a favor, Ed. Don't tell the other guys.'

'Yeah, girls smell good, but don't let THAT fool you!'

HMS Pinafore

"Whoopsie! I accidentally speed dialed the stripper cops instead of the real cops."

A Foot Guard being teased by children.

By the way, my foot's asleep. So, I guess an unscrupulous woman who wanted to play footsie with me could pretty much get away with murder right now. !

No, dear, you didn

"What were those songs you were singing?"

"It didn't work -- My imaginary playmate refused to take the rap."

Rabbit ears