Messy Mischief Lovers Prints

"Who made this mess?"

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

The Tooth Ferret

A thief steals a heart

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

Halloween health & safety.

'I thought you said you were taking me to Swan Lake?'

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

Pigeon Master

"Dad's half asleep. He was using the fly swatter to flip the pancakes."

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

'I don't know why you use the lid to this thing. It's so much more fun without it!'

"Ok, George ... now you've ruined Christmas."

'My ad said I was 'blond with curves' it didn't say anything about me being a woman.'

"Crap – we brought the wrong car."

'Do me a favor, Ed. Don't tell the other guys.'

HMS Pinafore

A Foot Guard being teased by children.

"They think I made them in MY image? How did they get THAT idea?"

The Cornucopia Trap

Rabbit ears

"If your boyfriend hadn't posted you so many gifts, we would never had met."

'The devil made me do it...'

'It's ironic, though -- being naughty sure feels nice.'

A bad idea...

'The postman woke me up at five this morning... That's the last time I sleep with him.'

'Oh, Edmund, I thought you loved me, but all you really wanted was... my nose!'

"I'm bored. Want to block a grocery store aisle with our cart?"

Cat tormenting a dog in a cone collar.

'Those toys you left us got boring, so we borrowed your paintball gear and had a little fun.'

'The important thing to remember is we must forget this ever happened.'