Playful Chaos Pillows

"Mom! Jonah's engaging in nation-building again!"

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"I need to know who started it."

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

A mum trying to dry an excited child

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

'How many kids do you actually have?'

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

'Found her. Keeping her.'

'I said you could have ONE cookie!' 'I know. I took two HALF moon cookies...'

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

Speech - no, he's going to ask his boss for a rise.

"Normally things don't get me down. But lately, just getting out of bed has been difficult."

Steadman - The Early Years.

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

Paint fight art!

'We need another refrigerator, Mom.'

"I'm afraid I can't do anything unless you have a receipt."

'Be patient. I'll grow out of it.'

"Honey, all we want is what's quiet for us."

'Surprise!'

"Mijo, just do what you always do before you write a paper...it's obviously working!"

"I did take off my muddy shoes, mom...these are my socks!"

"If he's a little bundle of joy, shouldn't he be laughing?"

"The authorities say that two reindeer are the only survivors of the crash."

Octopus Twister