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"A fellow human being to see Mr. Driscoll."

"These are of all my affiliates."

I can't believe that a handsome, successful executive like you, Mr. Frimkin, is as lonely as you say.'

"He likes it."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

'Not exactly what I meant by job creation.'

'Our strategy is perfect! This is the customers' fault - they don't think the way WE do!'

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

"You're an overweight, overpaid, over-the-hill senior executive, Dalrymple. What did you have in mind to remedy that situation?"

"This new policy of resisting change is certainly innovative."

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

'Ah, Reeves - it's lonely on top!'

A businessman sits behinds a desk with a nameplate that reads "Charles F. Baxter - Previously frozen".

"My company's board members all told me the vision statement I wrote is really blurry."

I Have A Closed Mind.

"Not bad! ...For a duck."

Security Alert in the Paperless Office. . . .

'Last week I offered to bring Bixby into the decision-making process, and he's still dithering about it!'

'Surround our project with lots of useless extras so our critics have something to pick at while we ram our proposals through.'

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

"I'm sorry about your divorce, but you can't nest in the storeroom."

"Our founder was a real joker. That's the first silver dollar he ever glued to the floor."

'That, sir - that dismissive little hand wave? It's way too Enron.'

'May I play through please?'

"I think it's important that we look at this holistically."

"Mr. Kendall would like to see one of those flashes of oddball humor."

"I'm the greatest CEO with the biggest deals and you know why? Because I have the same felt-tip pens as Donald Trump!"

"Gentlemen, when I consider the mess we've made of this company, I can only commend our foresight in not investing any of our own money in it."

'I'd like to see that smart aleck second grade teacher ask me if I have enough for the whole class now.'

Dippy secretary.